Why can't?

Sometimes you are forced to ponder questions that require answers, and for me that is entirely all too often...questions that are stuck in my mind are like:

Why can't chocolate be calorie free and veggies full of calories?

Why can't we burn calories watching TV?

Why can't weekends be longer and Mondays shorter?

Why can't the laundry fairies and the cleaning fairies ever show up at my house?

Why can't a child who is clean and ready to leave stay clean in the 10 minutes it takes you to put your face on?

Why can't women have sporting events like extreme shopping, ya know our very own X games?

Or Why can't the X games be different maming exercises we can have a contest to see who gets even with their X the best

Why can't Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig and Nutrisystems just get along with each other? Really, they have one goal helping people lose weight why we gotta point out one works better than the other. How rude?

Why can't we freeze time when we are having fun but make it go faster when we aren't?

Hmm.... Gonna have to think about that one.