Letters of Intent

On my other blog (the old woman in the shoe has got NOTHING on me) and with special thanks to someone I met ( Confessions of a Semi-Slacker Mom ) via another blog again, and who is also not just funny but also really fun to read, posted about Letters of Intent over at Julie's blog located at Foursons and ever willing to join in on something fun and freeing.. here I am!

Dear Wii EA Sports Active Trainer-

I think we are going to have to do something about our relationship, sure you have helped me shrink sizes but on one squat you tell me I am not quite getting it and in the next breath you tell me how great I am doing. I realize that you have duel personalities and feel the need to play good cop bad cop with me but come on!! I think I am going to have to request that you work on your emotions soon please.

Thanks and still grateful!

The incredibly shrinking me

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Dear Hungry Girl-

What can I say? everything you post is gold to me.. are you sure your real name isnt Midas?

Just curious

The not so hungry girl but HUGE fan

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Dear Pushup bra-

Thanks. After 39 years and 6 babies, they sort of forget that we much prefer perky to depressing and sad. (For awhile there I truly believe they were frowning). Thanks for giving me a lift in all the right places.

Yours forever,

The ones with the lifted "spirit"

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Dear child who likes to sit on my lap and eat bad for me foods:

Whatever sibling paid you off to see if I would cheat, is going to be in big trouble when you figure out how to tattle tale. Because you will tell.. oh yes.. you will. And if its not a sibling, please take your yummy foods that I won't touch to another location.. I hear Montana is nice this time of year.

Love,

Mommy

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Dear old clothes

I am sorry, we must part. Its not you, its me. Well, and its you. You no longer can hold yourself up on my tush and nobody really wants to see my monkey undies. I apologize as I know you were getting used to being the only ones in th closet but it will be ok.. I found you a nice new home and your owner truly appreciates them.

Thanks for everything-

Size 22/24 no longer 30/32

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Dear Spring-

Thanks for the appearance the walk today was lovely!! What do you say we meet up at the beach tomorrow noonish?

Love,

The pasty white one who NEEDS the suns attention

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Write a letter, you will feel better! I promise its freeing TRY IT!